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If you can sing along to Hamilton and also laugh at jokes about the Republican primary campaign, then you are 1) probably a person on the internet in 2016 and 2) absolutely the target audience for Jeb!, a Hamilton parody co-written by 19 people that makes every song about the 2016 Republican primaries and, specifically, the trials and tribulations of Jeb Bush.
It turns out much, much better than you could have imagined, from the beginning on:
Jeb: Jeb Bush, exclamation point.
My name is Jeb Bush, exclamation point.
And there’s a million things I haven’t done
But please just clap, please just clap.
This is, of course, a reference to one of the saddest moments in Jeb's campaign, when he asked his audience at a rally to "please clap."
And it goes on and on like this, through every Hamilton song. "Ten Duel Commandments" gets turned into "Ten Debate Commandments":
Jeb: You can only speak if someone invokes your name
This might not bode well for my campaign.
Rubio: Either watch what you say and speak with civility—
Trump: Or pop off at the mouth and just deny accountability
Jeb! plays a little fast and loose with plot and continuity — in this version, Tumblr plays a surprisingly key role in the downfall of Bush's campaign, and King George's songs are sung at different times by George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama — and, like a Saturday Night Live skit extended to movie length, it starts to feel a little repetitive. Why, you find yourself thinking, is George W. Bush George Washington when George H.W. Bush is the clearer parallel?
But just when you think you've had enough, you hit another solo gem like Ted Cruz's "What'd I Miss":
Cruz: My poll numbers jump
My poll numbers jump
Texas my home sweet home, gonna give me a bump
I’ve been in Iowa, meeting all the farmers
The polls are saying that I'm quite the charmer
The first five songs are consistently incredible, but it's also worth singing to yourself Bill Clinton's "You'll be Back (to Democrats)," Donald Trump's "Pay For It," "Ten Debate Commandments," and "Full Stop," if only for the Jeb-Trump exchanges.
The creators of Jeb! are, ahem, not the first to try to apply the brilliance of Hamilton to the Republican race. But they've certainly done the most admirably thorough job.
